February 2012
Kidnap me and have your way with me!
Well, don’t mind if I do.
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i really can’t picture anyone at all having a crush on me. i can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. i can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re lay in bed before they fall asleep. i can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. i can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because i hugged them, or even just because i made eye contact with them. i can’t picture someone...
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Not even 10 minutes into sleeping and I wake up from a nightmare.
Really?
Give me a fucking break.
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Cousin: That's her boyfriend! He's cute
Me: He's not my boyfriend.......
Cousin: A special friend?
Me: Yeah, just friends..
Cousin: But he makes you smile, that's all that matters.
the-zenith:
I don’t follow the military SO tag very often, nor do I follow a lot of military SOs, but some of them need to calm the hell down and pull the sticks out of their asses…just sayin’.
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I could be having a horrible day (like today), but once I see your face and that smile, nothing else matters and I’m happy.
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Our survival plan for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Otis: I would share nigga!! All you had to do was ask nshit!! I was sharing with my wifey Jessica Parker Kennedy.. in my head lol
Me: YOU LIE. Make some more and share with me! Or just make another batch for me! :D You'd make me a happy woman. LMAO sad.
Otis: A mexican made that for me, you'll have to take a rain check. My fries are less tastier. And don't make fun of my day dreams!
Me: LMAO @ A Mexican made it for you. You racist -_- He coulda been Puerto Rican! Rain check, like... tonight, yeah?
Otis: If he was Puerto Rican then the fries would've been saltier and a bit more crispy. I know my hispanics ma'am. and yes tonight.
Me: Saltier and more crispy huh? When we go, can we get a puerto rican to make it for us?!
Otis: NO!! It has to be a mexican guy!! Puerto ricans didn't invent the carne asada fries.. so it's gonna taste worse.
Me: BUT. It's be saltier and crispier!! :(
Otis: Why the hell would you need it saltier when there's sour cream and guacamole?? You won't be able to taste the salt.
Me: BECAUSE.. I don't know. Fuck lol okay. Mexicans it is.
Otis: Yes and we're bringing one to the zombie apocalypse so he could make mexican food of all sorts. Our job is to keep him alive.
Me: We should train him to run quickly and shoot a gun, just in case. OH. He can drive for us too! an you speak Spanish?
Otis: and by Spanish you mean mexican food names then yes!! haha jk I know a little bit
Otis: If he dies we're going to have to find another one. It shouldn't be that hard, 94 of them live under one roof.
Me: We gotta learn how to say "Run mothafucka" -- "Shoot" and "Make us tacos asap". Those are the essentials.
Me: Sometimes, the shit you say is so hilariously crazy, I have nothing to say back lmfao. Really Otis? 94 under one roof?
Otis: haha they roll deep. and maybe we shouldn't give them a gun, what if they try to shoot us?
Me: Hmm.. We throw them to the zombies, duh!!
Otis: Let's just kill em. If we give em to the zombies then he'll just turn into one.
Me: Either way, we'll have to kill em. Eh, killing them before turning into a zombie IS better tho. Sounds like a plan.
Otis: Only he if betrays us. But till then we'll have Carne asada fries for days and possibly a mariachi band.
Me: We're gonna need more than one Mexican then..
Otis: I don't mind. Our food will get done faster, we'll be entertained by the tune of guantanamela, and we could use them as decoys.
Me: LMFAO I FUCKING LOVE YOU. You just gave me my first laugh of the day.
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My brother is graduating from basic training in a...
I am beyond proud of him.
It sucks that I can’t be there for him. I’m not sure who’s attending the graduation for him, if anyone.. but whoever gets to, they don’t know how lucky they are.